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The Original St. Francis de Sales Icon™ is a tradition that will, in time, date back untold years. This web site was developed to help believers sell their manuscripts. America's authors and literary agents are turning to St. Frances de Sales to get an advantage in the tough literary marketplace.

Now, here's the best part! Your St. Francis De Sales Secret Literary Agent Kit™ is

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Because St. Francis de Sales is the patron saint of writers, you don't need a statue like you do when you want St. Joseph to sell your house for you. All you need is a Digital Icon™, which you can download FREE! Click here to get your all-digital St. Francis de Sales! And click here for instructions that will help you become the next Dan Brown! In fact, it's been said that Dan Brown used The Original St. Francis de Sales Icon™ to help him sell "The Da Vinci Code." According to oft-repeated rumor, the manuscript was snubbed until Brown downloaded The Original St. Francis de Sales Secret Literary Agent Kit™ and followed the directions.

NOTE: St. Francis de Sales is not the same saint who loves animals. That's St. Francis of Assisi, and if you make the mistake of going to one of the many sites out there that tell you that St. Francis of Assisi will help sell your manuscript, you will be sadly disappointed. (Yes, it's reported that the author of "Free Willy" used the St. Francis of Assisi kit, but unless you are writing a very particular kind of animal story, the other St. Francis will turn a deaf ear. The author of "The Horse Whisperer," for example, is said to have lived in a pup tent for four years while trying to use the St. Francis of Assisi kit. When he switched to St. Francis de Sales, he was quickly blessed with publication and the reward of a major motion picture starring Robert Redford.) In general, you are much better off with St. Francis de Sales. It's not a coincidence that his last name is "Sales." That is proof of divine prescience at work, and why writers from all the centuries turn to "dear St. Frank" for assistance in hawking their work.

For The Original St. Francis de Sales Secret Literary Agent Kit™ to be fully effective, the writer must, of course, first do such practical yet all-important chores such as completing the manuscript. Professional editing and proper formatting are a plus. It's also helpful to be romantically involved with an editor at a major publishing house or to have been intimate with the President of the United States. At the very least, sign with a successful agent at a major literary agency. These steps will help ensure a good outcome with The Original St. Francis de Sales Secret Literary Agent Kit™.

We hope you find spiritual fulfillment and realize your literary dreams with The Original St. Francis de Sales Secret Literary Agent Kit™. Please send your success stories so that we may share them with others who hope to follow in your footsteps.

It is also customary to assign 15% of your royalties to St. Francis de Sales as your spiritual literary agent. Legend has it that Dan Brown failed to assign a royalty share, and he was subsequently sued for untold millions. When he remembered and assigned the share, his case rapidly came to a close, and he was the winner. We are pleased to accommodate all liturgically sanctioned remuneration to St. Francis de Sales. Just send us your credit card number (and that little number on the back that proves you have the card) and we'll take care of the rest!